Friday, August 05, 2005

"Start From The Begining" -

The Andrew WK story doesn't start in New York. Nor does it start in Florida, Michigan, or California. The Andrew WK story starts in the mind of the observer approaching Andrew WK for the first time. Meaning: there is no true context within which one can experience Andrew WK correctly, as the very idea of "his" existence is entirely subjective to the individual's own mind. This is due to the nearly overwhelming layers of confusion that course through every dishonest chord in "Andrew WK" the person and the music. While this is the case with the truth about any "object", this is especially the case when dealing with objects with no officially documented origin, such as the performer presented to the public as "Andrew WK".

"The Origin Of Confusion" -

The popular story tells us that Andrew WK was born, "Andrew Wilkes-Krier" in California either May 5th or May 9th, in 1979 and moved to Ann Arbor (or Ypsilanti), Michigan at age 4. It's also said that Andrew began classical piano training at the University Of Michigan at age 5 and played in a incredibly strange variety of bands around South Eastern Michigan throughout his young adult years. Then we are told that Andrew moved to New York City, age 18, to pursue his musical dreams in earnest, eventually releasing his 2001 debut album "I Get Wet" to worldwide acclaim. Andrew then moved to Seffner, Florida in order to spend more time with his live backing band and prepare for an eventual 3 years of global touring. Immediately following the tours, Andrew released his 2nd album, "The Wolf", and so began a hurrican of misinformation, rumors and utter bewilderment regarding the question: "Who is this Andrew WK guy really?" The myths, legends, stories, and gossip continue to this day, and only grow more perplexing with each passing week. That's why I've made this website - in order to pick apart truth from falsehood and assemble an idea of what is actually happening.

At this point it's unknown whether Andrew WK is still "said" to live in New York, Florida, or somewhere else. Various reports put him in Manhattan, but conflicting information has pointed towards the possibility of him being "said" to reside in Pennsylvania.

A quote from "grqqqx39":

"Andrew WK is one big lie. A lie that is said to be true, but even that is a distortion. Most people think he came from some sort of home-grown earnest beginnings, but the other side of the coin shows a past full of dishonesty and pretense. Although many people consider the "ideal" background story to be true, and claim that Andrew WK's popular legend is correct, it is infact almost entirely fabricated in order to present the idealic and romantic background of a completely fabricated "artist". Andrew WK and all the information currently held as "fact" regarding his history, identity, and existence in general are as confusing as you'll ever find in the world of show business. In all my years of following popular music, I've never come across such an example of the remarkably simple masking the unbelievably complex. The only problem is, there is no truth to reach, and the more layers of the "Andrew WK mystery" that one peels away, the more levels of contradictin are found. As the years go by, more and more have been discovering the twisted sub-realities of this rock 'n' roll anomally. Deceptively fun and pure, Andrew WK and his ultimate truths are far darker and unsettling than most can imagine."

By "grqqqx39"

"For Starters..." -

For starters, let's get down to the basics about who "Andrew WK" presents "himself" to be. And for any beginners to the Andrew WK saga, I'll do my best to fill in as much of the information as possible, although the sheer quantity make this very difficult, indeed.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

you haven't proved a single thing, and until then, no offense, but its useless.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, I'm waiting to see what you're going to say. that's the only way for me to know. Until then, cool site...

5:11 PM  
Blogger JWTruthSeeker said...

You both will understand as you continue to read my postings.

- JW

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems like you have alot of time on your hands between shifts at subway

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow..very enlightening. By the way- to the anonymous "subway shift" commenter:
why are you looking up information about andrew mk if you don't believe it?
Obviously there is something you're trying to keep secret

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be the absolute dumbest website I've ever seen. Not only is the content plain stupid, but your writing is wrought with typos. You are a pathetic excuse for a journalist, philosopher*, and person. Go off yourself.

*Your ideas on the subjective nature of Andrew W.K.'s ideas seem to be plagiarized from postmodern and anti-realist thought... except, yours don't make sense, and reading it made me feel a lot dumber.

12:20 PM  
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9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can't you just like music for music?

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know it's a fact of show business that it really doesn't matter what the fuck people are saying as long as they're saying something. Manson knows it, KISS knows it, The Teutel family appears to know it, & every news reporter knows it. I'm sure AWK & his puppeteers, if there are any also know it. He is a talented musician, which is more than can be said for that hack Rob Zombie & you know there are far more people that believe their sky daddy is gonna welcome them to his clubhouse if his only "begotten son" who was born of a virgin & healed the sick & walked on water & rose from the dead saves them from their sins before their body dies. C'mon dude, stupidity runs rampant already & those stupid fucking idiots have been for some time, long before AWK & it's a much more serious problem. AWK doesn't control anyone. The notion of eternal life & prosperity for doing what you're told vs. a life of eternal suffering if you don't, controls most of the worlds population & it's a very dangerous thing. BELIEF, is the most dangerous thing in this world & it's used to control billions of people & billions of dollars by those that know better. Don't ask stupid people to believe you. Chances are they already believe something far more ridiculous & dangerous than AWK. Don't ask the smart ones either because they're ones that are aware of much bigger problems. Life's too short to speculate, worry about the big problems or sit back & enjoy the music, 'cuz that's all it is.

5:25 PM  
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